Put your iPod on shuffle, and switch to a new song for each of the questions below. The iPod will give you all sorts of insight into your life. Prepare to be amazed!

1) What do you think of me, iPod?
You Got Me, The Roots & Erykah Badu. I'm not quite sure what to make of that one. My iPod is cheating on me while it's on tour?

2) Will I have a happy life?
Time to Pretend, MGMT. I guess this means if I'm not happy, I can fake it...

3) What do my friends really think of me?
So Much To Say, Dave Matthews Band. I talk too much.

4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Yummy, Gwen Stefani. That's encouraging :)

5) How can I make myself happy?
Viva La Vida, Coldplay. I looked up the English translation online. Literally, "viva la vida" means "live life" but in more common Mexican usage it means to celebrate life. Cerveza, por favor!! Fiesta!! Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!!

6) What should I do with my life?
Hard to Explain, The Strokes. NOT HELPFUL, IPOD!

7) Why must life be so full of pain?
Feelin' Good, Muse. This ipod is totally playing with my feelings. Perhaps this means no pain for me?

8) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Touch It, Busta Rhymes. 'Nuff said.

9) Will I die happy?
Flashing Lights, Kanye. Uhh...ambulances and/or police vehicles and/or fire trucks does NOT sound like the comfortable, uneventful peace-out I'm hoping for.

10) Can you give me some advice?
Girls Not Grey, AFI. Gotcha. No grey hair and no grey clothes. Grey=bad!

11) What do you think happiness is?
She Likes To Move, N.E.R.D. Dancing and clubbing and drugs, woo hoooooo!

12) What’s my favorite fetish?
Flourescent Adolescent, Arctic Monkeys. Mmm. Teenaged boys in neon.