I'm amusing myself in my hotel room this evening by reading my old "blog" on LiveJournal. It's all private so don't even think of trying to creep. My entries were so funny...I sound so little!

May 17, 2004:
i want to go back to school...work sucks. i'm going to need a new car soon too and i HATE car shopping. i love getting a new car, but looking for one sucks. especially considering all the cars i like best and can afford turn out to be standards...wtf are they still even making standards for. cars should be accessible. to everyone!

i think my mirror at home is a trick mirror. in the morning when i'm getting ready i think i look pretty skinny. however, i just caught my reflection in another mirror and i looked about 30 pounds fatter. stupid mirrors.

May 18, 2004:
I bought some suntan lotion with an SPF of 4. ha. My reasoning is this: I'll get a tan BUT I'll still be blocking the harmful rays. Right? It says it has a UV filter. Gaaah, I wish I was lean and bronzed and gleaming. Fuck being a pale face.

May 21, 2004:
TMI but...wearing a thong today which I don't normally do. I don't know how people do this every day. I want to keep picking it out. LOL

June 4, 2004:
yesterday we played beach volleyball and went to hannah's and i met this guy, anthony, who is obnoxious as hell. i said something about not liking brad richards (hockey player) and he said he was going to hit me in the face with a shovel...wtf. brad richards is from PEI so of course all the islanders think he's their best friend and/or relative now that he's doing so well.

June 9, 2004:
i wish my skin wasn't fish belly white. ahhhh i need to TAN!
oh, guess where i was before I came to the library? pap smear...LOL...you really wanted to know? hahaha. my doctor is such a tool.
i don't have much else to say other than i hate tampa bay and especially brad richards. because of that little turd, i lost the hockey pool. fucker!!

July 1, 2004:
For the boys: DO YOU WEAR MAKEUP? BE HONEST! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MEN WEARING MAKEUP? WHAT TYPE OF MAKEUP IS APPROPRIATE FOR MALES TO WEAR, WHO ARE NOT PERFORMING ARTISTS, DRAG QUEENS, OR CLOWNS?
The issue of men wearing makeup has been coming up a lot lately and I want to know what you all think.

July 13, 2004:
Right now there's this DIRTY kid named Cory on the computer across from me and he's literally stinking up the joint...he comes to the library every day to go on Yahoo Chat and talk to girls! This is the dirtiest kid ever, I hate using the library computers because I don't want people to think I'm as pathetic as this little grease monkey. Like the kid seriously doesn't bathe. That's one of my pet peeves. I don't care how stupid or hillbilly-esque you want to be, EVERYONE has access to water, EVERYONE can wash!!!

September 21, 2004:
horses love french vanilla cappuccino. i let patches lick out my tim horton's cup the other day and she LOVED the stuff...now every time she sees me walk by the fence she runs over looking for cappuccino

This is probably not remotely entertaining to anyone but me but I love reading stuff from when I was young and innocent...ahhh. It's good fun.