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This is why I'm glad I usually don't remember my dreams

Monday, June 06, 2011

On Saturday night, I dreamed we went for our first ultrasound. The ultrasound tech prefaced the appointment by telling us quite firmly, "We are NOT going to tell you the sex of this baby."

I looked at the screen and the baby was in profile and it had a major erection. There was its baby penis sticking straight out clear as day.

"I don't think it's a surprise..." I told her as we all turned and stared at the photo of this well endowed and very excited fetus.

I woke up completely creeped out.

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