Today, I did something I swore I'd never, ever do...something I thought was disgusting and taboo.I know people who have done it, and frankly, I've looked down on them. I've wondered how they...
If I were granted a superpower of choice, it would be the ability to kill vampires--therefore, I guess I'd be a werewolf. Here's why: there is way too much vampire bullshit in the...
1. Gorge myself. Eat until I vomit, then eat some more, repeat 3x. Eat all of the unhealthiest things: poutine, raw cookie dough, hunks of cheese and butter, boxes of chocolates, dozens of...
Today I was struck with the urge to bake something chocolatey, gooey, and tasty, but without ingesting a gazillion extra calories. I usually consult my Hungry Girl cookbooks when this happens. (I looove...
One month and one day from right now I'll be en route (like that French?) to Paris. Comment dit-on "super pumped"? But Paris presents a whole new set of challenges; namely, if we...
Whether I want to admit it or not, fall is very quickly approaching. Five days from today is the first day of autumn (also, Christmas is 100 days from today, but who cares,...
On Friday H2B and I packed up an assortment of photo ID and trekked to No Funswick to get our marriage license. Yes, the time has come, folks. No turning back now. It's...
I might be getting married but don't get me wrong for a second: I loooove living together before marriage. Yes, living in sin is where it's at. You know that saying "why buy...
This past weekend, my lifeline was cut off. My link to the outside world was severed. I had to learn to function without the guiding light of the mothership hovering next to me,...
44 days from today, I'll be married. I'm getting excited. I'm excited for our wedding day. I'm excited for the preparations leading up to it...and starting to get a little nervous, too. What...
I know I'm getting old because my alcohol tolerance is SHOT. I used to be quite the little party animal. In first year of college, I used up my entire year's worth of...