This past weekend's festivities included Robbie Burns Day. Prior to Saturday, I had no idea who or what Robbie Burns was. A coworker texted me on Saturday afternoon. "We're going to Robbie Burns...
A few of my favourite girls did this little exercise: how much is your face worth? I shudder to add this up, but here goes. Today (Sunday; so I'm kind of lazy and...
4 Things I'm Passionate AboutH2BMy careerFitnessMy family 4 Words or Phrases I Use OftenThat is crazy. YOU need to take it down a notch.AssclownFucktard4 Things I Want to Do Before I DieBe a...
Soo, the lottery jackpot is currently $43 million. I dropped five bucks today to enter the office pool. Obviously if we win, we'll only get a fraction of the total winnings--but seriously, who...
It's amazing how you can think you're spending very little, but in reality you're spending a ton of money without realizing it. This tracking-all-expenses thing has been a definite eye-opener for me. Since...
h2b is the best,
nyc,
traveling,
valentine's day won't suck this year
In a New York state of mind...
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 Yesterday started off as a crappy Tuesday. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it...Monday may be the redheaded stepchild of weekdays, but if that's the case, Tuesday is the fat asthmatic kid that Monday throws...
I'm rollin' down the street smokin' endo, sippin' on gin and juice listening to 101.3 THE BOUNCE, and I hear this hip-hop song. "Hmm, that's kinda catchy yet redundant", I think to myself. Frankie, Jordan, and/or Amber announces that it's Mrs. Officer by Lil Wayne, but all I can remember from the song ALL DAY is "Wee, wee, wee. Wee, wee, wee. Wee, wee wee." So I decided to do a lyrics search online. Lo and behold these lyrical gems.
doin a buck in the latest drop
i got stopped by a lady cop
she got me thinkin i could date a cop
cuz her uniform pants so tight
...
she know i'm from the streets
and all she want me to do is
fuck tha police
I actually LOL'ed at these masterpieces:
after we got done
i said lady whats your number
she said 911 ha
...
i make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
then i beat it like a cop
rodney king baby, yeah i beat it like a cop
haha beat it like a cop
rodney king baby said i beat it like a cop
...
threw me in the back of the car
put me in handcuffs
start rippin' my pants off
all you hear over the dispatcher is
wee wee wee
wee wee wee
wee wee wee
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Seriously. Lil Wayne is coming up with shit like THIS and making millions of dollars a year, while I sit here and slave over budgets and timelines and other assorted tasks and make pennies??
UNFAIR.
doin a buck in the latest drop
i got stopped by a lady cop
she got me thinkin i could date a cop
cuz her uniform pants so tight
...
she know i'm from the streets
and all she want me to do is
fuck tha police
I actually LOL'ed at these masterpieces:
after we got done
i said lady whats your number
she said 911 ha
...
i make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
then i beat it like a cop
rodney king baby, yeah i beat it like a cop
haha beat it like a cop
rodney king baby said i beat it like a cop
...
threw me in the back of the car
put me in handcuffs
start rippin' my pants off
all you hear over the dispatcher is
wee wee wee
wee wee wee
wee wee wee
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Seriously. Lil Wayne is coming up with shit like THIS and making millions of dollars a year, while I sit here and slave over budgets and timelines and other assorted tasks and make pennies??
UNFAIR.
I've been hearing lots lately about P90X, a new fitness program that credits a technique called "muscle confusion"--there are 12 very different workouts that never repeat a move, so your body is constantly...
-Catching up on The City from Monday night. Justin Bobby? Justin Bobby, is that you? Oh...it's Jay? Because they are the SAME PERSON!!!-Check out this sexy weather forecast for today: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Freezing rain warning...
As I've posted before, one of my big New Year's resolutions this year is to get my finances in order. Right now, I get paid every two weeks and it's deposited into my...